EARTHQUAKE DENIAL

You know you’re suffering from

a full-blown case of Earthquake Denial

when just a few short months after

 the 6.8 disaster

Your earthquake kit is lacking such essentials as

bottled water, blankets and a can-opener

but is well stocked with things like

black cake eyeliner, red matte lipstick

and disposable contact lenses

as well as a baggie full of magic mushrooms

wrapped in Christmas paper

Your flashlight is nearby but inoperable:

last week you removed it’s batteries

and used them to replace the dead ones

in your vibrator

   

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The piece you just read was written in 1994, and published in my book, “Princess Of Hollywood”.

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