Saturday, March 29, 2014

EARTHQUAKE DENIAL



You know you’re suffering from
a full-blown case of Earthquake Denial
when just a few short months after
 the 6.8 disaster
Your earthquake kit is lacking such essentials as
bottled water, blankets and a can-opener
but is well stocked with things like
black cake eyeliner, red matte lipstick
and disposable contact lenses
as well as a baggie full of magic mushrooms
wrapped in Christmas paper

Your flashlight is nearby but inoperable:
last week you removed it’s batteries
and used them to replace the dead ones
in your vibrator
   

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The piece you just read was written in 1994, and published in my book, “Princess Of Hollywood”.

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