Saturday, March 29, 2014


You know you’re suffering from
a full-blown case of Earthquake Denial
when just a few short months after
 the 6.8 disaster
Your earthquake kit is lacking such essentials as
bottled water, blankets and a can-opener
but is well stocked with things like
black cake eyeliner, red matte lipstick
and disposable contact lenses
as well as a baggie full of magic mushrooms
wrapped in Christmas paper

Your flashlight is nearby but inoperable:
last week you removed it’s batteries
and used them to replace the dead ones
in your vibrator


The piece you just read was written in 1994, and published in my book, “Princess Of Hollywood”.

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